ecouteurism
being s-xually aroused by eavesdropping on people, often people having s-x or using the toilet.
it’s like voyeurism for the ears.
“ew! i just saw a guy in the female toilets with a microphone masturbating!”
“sounds like an ecouteurist!”
“i feel so guilty. i overheard my neighbours having s-x and it out me in the mood and i got off on it!”
“well, sounds like you’ve discovered you’re into ecouteurism!”
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