Ecrapulate
to ecr-pulate is when you think you’re about to -j-c-l-t-, but you accidently take a cr-p instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.
william was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecr-pulated at his peak. jenny wasn’t impressed.
“dude, i almost ecr-pulated the other night, but i held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead.”
when you want to m-st-rb-t-, but need to sh-t first, and end up c-mming when you start to strain.
“aww d-mn it man! i was so ready to jerk it. but i ecr-pulated all over the toilet seat”
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