Ed cheese
the prodigious amount of cheese found on the head of an uncut dirty (sometimes mexican)p-n-s. this cheese differs from ordinary head cheese in that it is primarily found on whiny cobn-bblers with thick moustaches and gl-sses.
i just hate clip-on ties, p-sses me off like a b-tch…. g-dd-mnit, my ed cheese is dripping again.
why yes, ed cheese and nut b-tter makes for a very tasty sandwich. can you peel off the crust first please?
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