Ed Gobbler


a s-x act involving a man, a horse, and a jar of jiff peanut b-tter. first the man takes the jar of jiff peanut b-tter and places it in between the horse’s gums and lips (as made famous by voice actor allan “rocky” lane from the 1960’s tv show t-tled “mr. ed”) and then attemps to f-ck the horse’s face.
“so what do you want to do today?”
“let’s go find us a horse and get ourselves an ed gobbler.”

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