Ed Hard-on


one who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the “ed hardy” logo. this person may also refer to you as “guy” or prematurely -ssume that you agree with them by asking “am i right?” immediately following a cr-ss, poorly-constructed opinion.
i b-mped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while i was getting a drink. he spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me “guy”. what an ed hard-on! am i right?
when you have a badazzled d-ck and get an erection
my ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.

she asked me where i got my p-n-s designed, and i replied it’s an ed hard-on.

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