Ed Hardy Water
ed hardy water is a “premium” water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. they advertise the water as “structured water.”
“oh, excuse me. you caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. give me one second while i take a sip of my ed hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum.”
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