Ed Sheeran
ed sheeran is a cheeky ginger with such amazing talent that when you listen to his music, caramel and chocolate syrup will pour out of your ears because his voice is so sweet.
sheerio: -freaks out whenever a math symbol is shown-
reasons to hate ed sheeran
-there
-are
-none
-he
-is
-a
-f-cking
-angel.
g-d.
and on the seventh day, ed sheeran made gingers s-xy. and all was well in the world.
an absolutely amazing singer/songwriter from suffolk, he’s beautiful and has the most incredible voice, plus he’s so sweet and funny. everyone hypes because he’s ginger, which really should make no difference to peoples views.
ed sheeran’s alb-m was at uk number 1 within three days of release.
proper noun. ed sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of jesus, or is thought to in fact to be jesus himself.
that aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed s-x incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.
upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.
“may ed sheeran be with you.”
“and also with you.”
“in the name of the father, the son, ed sheeran, and the holy spirit, amen.”
he’s bringing ginger back. he’s up and coming like he’s f-cking in an elevator.
if you haven’t heard of this angel, please do google him.
new studies show that ed sheeran isn’t human. he is actually made up of 10% ginger, 30% s-xy, 25% perfection, 25% talent, and 10% adorableness.
ed sheeran doesn’t need an example.
ed sheeran means an awesome singer who’s songs are epic and touch people’s hearts! he is so down to earth and a super cute ginger! everyone loves him and he’s the best singer
person 1:hey have you heard ed sheeran’s new song?
person 2: who’s ed sheeran?
person 1: dude jhuss forget your life
a redheaded singer with a guitar<3
sheeran ed sheerio ed sheeran
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