Extra Golden Shower
when a group of blondes (5 or more) proceeds to urinate on an individual in unison.
may be used for business or pleasure, also a good idea for a very naughty punishment.
those with golden hair give the best golden showers. only the luckiest of mankind get to experience an extra golden shower.
five blondes walk into a bar and all have to pee. i pray they pee on me. i’ve only ever dreamed of an extra golden shower.
scott: “a golden shower just isn’t cutting it for me anymore man.”
donna: “why don’t you try an extra golden shower?”
scott: “sweet! i totally have at least five blonde friends that would love to p-ss on me!”
there’s just something about an abundance of golden streams dousing you with warmth when they’re coming straight from a circle of babes with golden hair.
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