eddie murphy
a comedian who used to be funny.
what happened eddie? did daddy day care kill your career?
best comedian to ever stand up, by far although he isnt as funny as he used to be, but fair enough the guy was born in 1961.
his 1987 raw video and 1983 delirious show are the best.
watch them!
eddie murphy at his best…
“i have a few rules when i’m up here… also, f-ggots aren’t allowed to look at my -ss while i’m onstage. that’s why i keep moving when i’m up here. you don’t know where the f-ggot section is, so i keep moving.”
when your taking a sh-t, and it hits the water and splashes back (just like eddie’s career).
-splash- ooh…eddie murphy!
a comedian who used to be funny in the 80s with “beverly hills cop” and “coming to america”. now he is generally unfunny and plays that annoying donkey on “shrek”. eddie murphy’s hobbies include tranny chasing and knocking up spice girls.
eddie murphy had a baby with melanie “scary spice” brown named angel iris “sp-wn of spice” murphy brown.
a mixed drink consisting of orange soda and vanilla vodka on the rocks.
i asked for an eddie murphy and the bartender returned a blank stare.
high quality marijuana that leaves you and all of your friends smiling like eddie murphy.
person 1:wanna chill later?
person 2:yeah man, i got a dub of eddie murphy.
person 1:this is going to be a great day.
someone who is the ultimate diva.
eddie murphy did not show up to his own premiere of “meet dave”. how much of a diva do you have to be to not show up to your own premiere?
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