Eddie Santini


a character from the well-known itv drama the bill, immortalised by the dvd on sale on amazon, under the name of: the trial of eddie santini

also a term that can be used to fill in any awkward moments where no one has anything useful to say.

it is also a name that can be used in humorous, yet false conversations, such as the one below:
person 1: guess who manchester united have just signed?
person 2: (serious face) erm, owen hargreaves?
person 1: no, eddie santini
everyone: (chortles)

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