Eddie White
f-cking champion. proof that the second your girlfriend breaks up with you for another guy life can be happier. by doing the following with rid of her in your life: lose 30 plus pounds, get a high paying job, get nothing lower than a b in college.
all in all, proof that girlfriends as good looking as they are and willing to give up s-x whenever can stress you out. when they fly the coop for someone else, don’t look back and move forward. never skip a beat.
he was on the news for his extreme weight loss. hero to men everywhere alike, especially those who got dumped by their girlfriend for another guy (typical female) looking for a strategy just to survive.
example 1:
mike: yo did you see that clown leadbeater is dating?
julio: yeah too bad that happened, because while she’s working at best buy…hes got a job that pays double that. i don’t know how he did it. oh yeah….without her.
example 2:
steve: man, my girlfriend that i’ve been going out with for 3 years dumped me…now i have no one
dan: oh, thats fine! just pull an eddie white and see how happy you are when you’re single and meeting all different kind of girls!
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