Eder
an awesome, down to earth guy! he loves to play and expresses himself through music. he’s super smart and cute but isnt proud about it. he loves kids and gets along with almost everyone. he always puts others first and the first person to come up to you and say, “hi” you need to be a friend to an eder
emily (on the phone): “ohhhh girl! ive met the nicest fun loving guy!
lauren: “he must be an eder!
a straight beast. knows how to play his women and never get caught. creates the illusion of being sweet, nice, caring, and loving. secretly, he doesn’t give a f-ck. he just wants that poon and trust me, he will get it. great at sports. loves fighting ’cause he’s good at it and can kick -ss. handsome devil but just because of his dashing looks, doesn’t mean he can’t kick your -ss. dude is a champ. he’ll f-ck you up. this guy is nothing but a boss. if a girl ever gets through to him and takes your emotions, marry that b-tch ’cause she’s the one.
guy1: have you seen eder’s new chick? she’s hot as f-ck. that kid gets puss.
guy2: f-ck, i know. his last girl was the hottest chick in the neighborhood. does he ever stop?!
guy1: did you see that one dude who he f-cked up?! it was hilarious. almost twice his size and he knocked his -ss to the floor, like always though.
guy2: d-mn. i wish i was an eder. that would be the life.
being completely useless. having the qualities of a complete moron. often confused with raging h-m-s-xuals and the homeless.
also can be used as a verb for someone who engages in activities that involve consuming and destroying.
holy b-lls batman that man was utterly eder.
that man totally edered that sh-t.
one who plays excessive amounts of violin, building up his anger, resulting in an extremely violent jerky attack filled with vehement swings and jabs with the arms and hands
hey eeeeeeee-durrrrr, what’s that thing on your face?
also referred to as “ed”. never says anything but “f-ck you/shuddup” and “im sooo f-cked, i hate ms daniels”
hey ed whats up?
shuddup! i’m f-cked with my homework.
the bff who left me without thinling twice
we were bff then she just stopped
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