edge the hedge

trim or shave around the sides of pubic hair to neaten it up.
she: i’m going to edge my hedge this evening because my boyfriend and i are going away for the weekend ….
friend: i didn’t know you had a garden!
she: duh, no: i’m going to shave around my p-b-s to make them look better — you know, edge the hedge.
friend: i see …

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