Edusexual
n. a teacher who keeps using s-xual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edus-xualize) to enhance your dull speech with s-xual words so that people don’t fall asleep while you’re talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edus-xualized in nature.
adv. (edus-xually) describes speech which lends itself to being edus-xualized.
n. what an edus-xual! i thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to “thrust” our ideas into the future to prevent futher “cleavage” of the state.
v. at least i wake up everytime our professor edus-xualizes his topics. without it, i’d sleep through the whole cl-ss. luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. his edus-xual style of speech amuses me because i see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. clearly he can’t get her out of his head.
adv. was he speaking edus-xually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double d br–sts?
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