Edward Bundy Hands


a serial pedophile/ child nabber looking man, usually is dressed in old cheap track suits for easy undressing and will have big pop bottle gl-sses from the late 1980’s covering his eyes, but this is not always the case. always drives old beat up full-sized vans from the 1970’s to 1980’s, the curtains on the van will always be closed.
“sh-t son look at ol’ edward bundy hands rollin’ by chuckecheese all slow and sh-t.” “yo god word is bond son i aint never seen no gl-sses like that since i was b-mpin’ boogie down productions back in ’87 god. he’s 7:30, straight up edward bundy hands kid.”

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