Edward Pringles Hands
pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy american public. when this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of edward pringle hands will be born. each partic-p-nt will have a single 40 oz can of pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. the partic-p-nts must then finish each can of pringles before removing the tape. obviously water during the compet-tion is out of the question. sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.
“dude, we just got ten of the new pringles 40’s. lets play edward pringles hands. i call sour cream & onion!” – future college soph-m-re
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