Edward Winehands


edward winehands, a revolution in uncivilised drinking. quite simply, the drinker has both hands gaffer-taped to his/her beverage of choice. with dexterity compromised, the only route to freedom, and to more drink, is to imbibe said beverages at maximum speed.
edward winehands events are happening all the time. keep your eyes peeled, and your hands taped.

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