Edward winey hands


a drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
when all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
there exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 – the wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 – the wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 – actually i think that’s it…
“ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. yes, i am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, i have been playing edward winey hands”

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