Edwardo Retardo


distant r-t-rded cousin of dirty sanchez, while having s-x with a girl doggy style one places one’s finger in her r-ct-m and instead of wiping the finger under her nose one wipes it under there own nose.
“man i got this hot chick in the sack last night and i was hammered, i mean hammered, and as i was sh-ggin her from the backside i tried to bust the ol’ dirty sanchez but she was so good i pulled an edwardo r-t-rdo and sniffed if myself!!”

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