what you scream when food touches your d-ck
when i was eating at ruby tuesdays with my grandparents i dropped a big mouth burger on my lap and screamed, “eeeyagh!,” to the waiter’s surprise.
large amount of something usually lying in a pile guy 1: so what’d you guys do all day yesterday? guy 2: well we walked out into the woods to make a fire and p-ssed a f-ckmount of tires, so we burned them and we accidentally started a forest fire!
cute little irish kid, baabbbbee, my mommie look at slobhand go!
first coined by stephen colbert, a sneenis is a p-n-s that is actually capable of sneezing. the only known sneenis in existence belongs to jon kyl. jon kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his p-n-s. he calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement
a mix between formal wear and casual wear. d:hey caitlin, are we supposed to dress all formal for the party, or casual? c: just dress formasual, yo
- giant circle
a mistical giant circle where 4 or more men like to have s-x hey trevor, wanna go join the giant circle? no man, i’m still gimpy from last week…the little fairy boy really got me…