eekums
a beautiful, blonde, small child, often possessing cherube like qualities. his blonde hair can be seen in the dark, because it glows…obvi
omg i can’t believe that eek-m just said “hi” to me!
its eek
with ums at the end
to be used in place of “omg”
eek-ms new shews
“its so cute i want to squeal, also known as scrumptious, but frighteningly awesome”
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