Filthy Florence
this commonly happens when you have -n-l s-x with a woman over age 80. to have -n-l s-x with a true granny one must remove her adult diaper. the diaper will be typically soiled. without cleaning the r-ct-m,instead using the fecal matter as lube. the partner inserts his erect p-n-s directly in the -sshole of said granny. the result is a soupy brown liquid that runs from the granny’s -ss, the smell is said to be putrid.
florence comes from television personality florence henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives filty florence’s to many of the men at her nursing home. the rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.
q. i heard that you like to f-ck old ladies?
a. there is nothing better than corn blasting a granny, the filthy florence smells terrible but turns ne on.
i was mopping the floors at the old age home last night and old granny jones gave me a filty florence. it was so nasty that i puicked in her diaper.
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