eelgrassed
when a person drinks to excess so that they are completely incapacitated and/or p-ssed out. comes from the eelgr-ss on the beaches of cape cod where drunken revelers frequently p-ss out. wasted bombed ptfo unconscious trashed
dude, katie drank an entire handle last night. she was totally eelgr-ssed.
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