Uncle gugemiser

s-xual act in which the freezes his excrement in a plastic bag for a one week period. afterwards, the plastic wrap is removed, and the woman uses it as a penetration device for masturbation.
man: hey babes, wanna do an uncle gugemiser?
woman: h-ll yeah!

– 1 week later –

man: awww yeahh
woman: oh my god its melting!

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