s-xual act in which the freezes his excrement in a plastic bag for a one week period. afterwards, the plastic wrap is removed, and the woman uses it as a penetration device for masturbation.
man: hey babes, wanna do an uncle gugemiser?
woman: h-ll yeah!
– 1 week later –
man: awww yeahh
woman: oh my god its melting!
- egg cupping
when a male puts one t-st-cl- half way into a v-g-n- or -n-s. said to look like an egg in an eggcup. sheila wanted me to go b-lls deep so i surprised her by egg cupping her sn-tch.
- uncle gussed
having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. it is common place for the word b-tch to follow uncle gussed. brandon: “can you p-ss me a pen”? (jamie throws pen at brandon) jamie: “you have been uncle gussed, b-tch”!
(v.) to kiss, make-out, lick, ect. the ear of a partner or any other part of the body other than the mouth or groin oh did he keaver me last night!
1. an annoying person 2. someone who has pictures of eggs all over their binders 3. a h-m-phobe 1. freaking eggerz! 2. eggerz added another egg sticker! 3. “i love you!” “i’m not gay!” ” . . . eggerz!”
- kiss my fat white *ss
the act of bending over and kissing a fat white b-st-rds -ss. kissing up to your sn-bby boss. a comeback to just about everything. john: hey how are you doing you pompous son of a b-tch ken: kiss my fat white -ss sarah: hey you sk-nky hoe whats with all the meat barbie: kiss my […]