eenya


a very rare -n-l tumor discovered in 2002. less than .000001% of the population have it. you may have an eenya if you are having intense pain in your r-ct-m, blood exploding from your r-ct-m, or having problems p-ssing body waste. the only known cure for eenya is to blow torch your r-ct-m. (it may slightly burn). all people are tested annually by their doctor from the age of 13-24. side effects of blow torching your r-ct-m are death, diarrhea and vomitting, explosion of the uterus and/or testes, and colon combustion.
omg! anna there is an eenya hanging out of your b-tt!!!!!

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