Efemel


a transliteration of the acronym fml meaning “f-ck my life”. it is used in legitimate situations where ones life is truly f-cked but has found its way into the everyday vocabularies of typical bros and hoes in imitation of fmylife.com (the bash.org of r-t-rds).
pooja: dude my cell is soo old i cant even see the time and text at the same time! i thought it was 11:30.. efemel lolzz!
jay-z: oh f-ck me
jay-z: i forgot to pick up my 7 year old daughter from soccer practice
jay-z: 7 hours ago
jay-z: holy sh-t
jay-z: bye
a s-xual fetish of nipples; the love of nipples.
that man has efemel.
efemel is one weird fetish.

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