EG Ear Full
when having s-x, just as your about to c-m, stick your p-n-s inside the girl’s ear and nut. after that tickle her nose (precisely with a feather) and wait until she is about to sneeze. just before, plug her nose and watch the c-m shoot out of her ear!
“dawg last night when i f-cked sally’s, i pull the best eg ear full ever. it was sick bro!”
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