eyepad


a serious illness which can effect the eyes due to excessive use of the apple ipad. symptoms typically include sore or light-sensitive eyes as well as blindness in the most severe cases.
doctor: it seems you have a bad case of eyepad, i would recommend limiting yourself to two hours of ipad enjoyment a day!
an absorbent cloth or sponge, used for dabbing tears away as a result of crying about not having an ipad.
the hipster’s shirt would normally have been soaked after sobbing for hours about not having an ipad. luckily, his eye pad was close by and kept his shirt dry.

Read Also:

  • emulov

    also know as the russian suprise, its when a girl goes on her knees, and the guy runs at her and trys to get his p-n-s into her vag. i attemped a emulov last night

  • Eche-Twitterer

    30 seconds to mars street team on twitter there was a lot of activity by eche-twitterers on twitter today

  • foshay

    1. the james a. foshay school where you can learn sh-t at. 2. a subst-tute for “for sure” used by hood rich ghetto kids 1. i was down in crenshaw chillin wit my n-gg-z from foshay on exposition blvd. when some fool came up to me and asked if i wanted to buy some crack. […]

  • Rusana

    a short, very exuberant young female. tends to be quite flirtacious when inebriated. has an unhealthy obsession with cinemas. takes the easy way out, even when planning her own birthday. loved by all – even by those who mock her 🙂

  • sadorable

    when something is sad and adorable at the same time; when a person, thing or act is so sad that it becomes cute (e.g. a three-legged dog; a one-eyed cat) my sadorable turtle lost a leg and the vet replaced it with a wheel to get around.


Disclaimer: eyepad definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.