Egg Beater

egg beater: a person who is r-t-rded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an egg beater. for example a r-t-rd, idiot, or all round f-ck wit.
“look at that f-kin egg beater”

“f-ck you egg beater”
t-st-cl-s; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his t-st-cl-s are slapping against the female, making a distinct “slapping” sound. derived from the term “beat cakes”, another term for intercourse.
i had drunk s-x last night with alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.
a collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a “wife beater” which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.
when cletus saw the film crew from “cops” he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on tv.
the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo
the kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water.
a s-xual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. you put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion – like you are an egg beater. you are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
man, i just slept with kate from kate plus 8. i busted out the egg beater on her.
when 2 people lay down next to another person and start rolling in opposite directions, keeping the other person in between them as they “beat the egg”
do you want to be the egg to our egg beater?
multiple bean dips done in a consecutive manner at high velocity. one or two hands may be used to accomplish this task.
“carl bean dipped me 4 times when i my shirt was off!” -silky johnson

“dude that’s an egg beater, i’m so sorry” -phyuk yu