egg cock
an egg c-ck is the result of smashing two eggs at your t-st-cl-s and rubbing the yolk all over your p-n-s. then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your “egg whites” all over her.
guy 1: hey bro, i heard samantha’s done with you. what happened? guy 2: i wanted to try something new so i gave her the egg c-ck.
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