Egg Harbor Township

a rural south jersey township with a population of about 40,000. there is no public transportation and so there is always traffic at rush hour. in the public schools, each cl-ssroom has 30 or more students. even with additions and expansions, the high school is still congested with more than 2,100 students. between cl-sses, hallways are arguably the equivalent of a times square sidewalk during the holiday season. it doesn’t matter though because kids who think they’re cool come to school high anyway. during the summer, everyone flocks to the beach and then complains about bennies. however, in the winter when the beach isn’t an option, people go out and “party” which usually consists of getting drunk after two beers and then smoking a bowl full of sk-nk weed. houses range from large, single family homes to mobile homes. the sh-r- mall doesn’t deserve to be called a mall so instead everybody goes to the hamilton mall in dirty old mays landing. a lot of people commute to atlantic city casinos for work and are part of the working cl-ss. those who don’t are middle cl-ss; no one is rich, some just pretend to be. girls are usually trashy and almost none are virgins at the high school. people complain about eht, but it seems that no one ever leaves because even most of the kids who graduate are too lazy to get anywhere in life.
we must be in egg harbor township since there are 15 neighborhoods within a 2-mile radius.
suburb in south jersey. where mostly atlantic city, margate, mays landing, brigantine, and ventnor move to because they want to live in a better house. there’s really nothing to do in eht. its wack as h-ll
brian: yo come to my crib today
chris: where you live at?
brian: egg harbor township
chris: n-gg- eht wack as h-ll. why dont you come to the city?
brian: aight ma n-gg-
only the biggest lousiest place in the middle of nowhere. sure there are some “normal” people, like cf and sf, but all the others are like fricken chickens running around without a head. only come here if you feel like chillen with the old saggy bags or learning how to knit sweaters. fun place-i think not!
“hey grandma. whats for dinner today? what are we goin to do in egg harbor township before curfew?”..”shut up you -sshole and sit down we’re goin to eat lentils and green beans and you’ll like it bi-atch!”

haha fun times in eht…