Egg McMuffin


the superior. the best of its kind, not to be outdone by any other example of a similar thing, but isn’t the actual thing by which the example is set.
that was the egg mcm-ffin of weed, my man!
3 odd coasters held together with cheese
egg mcm-ffins? coasters? the secret is cheese.
an egg and cheese sandwich from mcdonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.
i bought an egg mcm-ffin at mcdonalds.
a s-xual achievement that results in best -rg-sm-
and all it takes is an easy seven steps!
1: find a large women (fat)
2: do her doggy style
3: knock her out (donkey punch)
4: give her liposuction and keep fat
5: use fat to grill an egg
6: put cooked egg on her v-g-n-
7: insert p-n-s
dude i totally gave dat hoe a egg mc.m-ffin
when you crack and egg on a chick’s -ss before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.
i ran out of -n-l ez so i just pulled an egg mcm-ffin on the b-tch.
code word for s-x between two consenting adults who don’t want people to know w-ssup. coined by miker and lailer.
there’s nothing like egg mcm-ffins …. after breakfast…
1. the female genitalia.
“yo, i was chillin’ with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcm-ffin.”

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