Egg Numbers
zero’s all across, zip. basically what you don’t want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a “point” system is a factor.
boss: so what’d we get on our customer satisfaction survey.
secretary: ehhhhhhh…we got egg numbers sir.
boss: egg numbers…..f-ck me sideways.
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