Egg Scrambler
the act of taking a bong rip, and before blowing it out, the individual hits a balloon with two nitrous whippits cracked into it.
the term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.
the ‘egg scrambler’ obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.
“bill, i’m really craving some scrambled eggs. could you find the egg scrambler and make me some?”
“sure thing, honey. take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. maybe it will make you less r-t-rded.”
an uppercut to the v-g-n-.
ashley wouldn’t shut her c-ck holster, so i gave her the egg scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.
where you grab hold of his b-lls and squish as hard as possible until the t-st-cl-s have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.
he didn’t please me enough, so i used the egg scrambler on him.
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