splister
sperm-blisters
blister like patches that appear on one’s hand. this is caused by not cleaning your hands after w-nking.
ted: ‘yo barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers’.
barry: ‘there splisters man not blisters’.
ted: ‘oh ok go wash your hands!!’
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a spliff/joint containing marijuana. hey man, gimme a toke on that sploofie. i’m as high as h-ll and i’m gunna get me some head off a fat b-tch.
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a fictional country in north africa where you can go on vacation and have torrid affairs with 18 year old blonde co-eds when erik returned from egpyt he told us about his new “girlfriend”