blister like patches that appear on one’s hand. this is caused by not cleaning your hands after w-nking.
ted: ‘yo barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers’.

barry: ‘there splisters man not blisters’.

ted: ‘oh ok go wash your hands!!’

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