egg


transgender person who hasn’t come out yet. a chick or a c-ck on the inside.
you probably know someone who talks way too much about transgender people. that person may be an egg.
if they’re unsure whether they want to transition they’re a scrambled egg.
if they supposedly really dislike transgender people but still constantly talk about them they’re a hard-boiled egg.
politicians who are obsessed with denying transgender people’s rights are eggs benedict.
white on the outside, yellow on the inside. a whiter person who wants to be asian.
guy 1: “hey steve, what’re you up to?”

guy 2: “nothing much, jason. just listening to my new jpop import cds, making myself a light snack of rice and sashimi, reorganizing my h-llo kitty collection, stealing my neighbor’s satellite feed to get tvj-pan, looking through a few honda and nissan auto brochures, and talking with my girlfriend who’s visiting her parents over in hong kong. same ol’, same ol.”

guy 1: “eh… that’s kind of stupid.”

guy 2: “nani?! baka yarou ja nai desu ne!!”

guy 1: “…what?”

guy 2: “omoide aish-teiru genki desu ne!!”

guy 1: “speak english, you pasty white cracker. do you even know what the f-ck you’re saying?”

guy 2: “sorry, sorry… i sometimes slip back into speaking j-panese when i’m angry.”

guy 1: “you don’t even f-cking speak j-panese!”

guy 2: “what? of course i do! it’s a part of my heritage.”

guy 1: “your heritage? you’re a f-cking redheaded white guy who’s lived in f-cking nebraska his entire life! stop being such a f-cking egg and accept the fact that you aren’t asian, let alone j-panese.”

guy 1: “itadakimasu, you gaijin baka-chan.”

guy 2: “say that stupid sh-t again and i’ll punch you in the throat.”
an egg is a new zealand slang word for someone who is acting like a dumb-ss, clown or an idiot. however it is used as a nicer way of saying such things. a recent kiwi movie called “boy” uses this word several times. it also could be used instead of saying d-ck. “stop being a d-ck, bro”
stop being an egg, bro
i just realised that egg is a nz term. it is a very common insult not an overly harsh one. your pretty much saying the other person is stupid. when i was little i would say your an egghead. now everyone just says your an egg.
stop being an egg! your an egg.
christ, what is wrong with you people ? an egg is an egg. a conjugating cell which unites with another of like or unlike character to form a new individual.
most talked about is the chicken’s egg, usually white or brown in colour and shaped like an oval with a fat end. alot of people eat them, but vegans don’t eat them.
and people who don’t like them don’t eat them either.
fred: what is that ?
tom: it’s an egg !
a place where baby chickens come from.
they all just hatched from the eggs this morning
overweight russian who rarely bathes or changes his clothes for weeks on end causing an extremely strong body odor.

slang term from the brighton beach/sheepshead bay area of brooklyn, ny.
that dubinsky is such an egg.

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