Eggasm
an -rg-sm resulting from the feeling of being aroused by the rubbing of cooked, warm eggs onto the female cl-toris for a period extending longer than that of the actual -rg-sm.
john: b-tch ima rub deez eggz on yo cl-t so hard..
john (3 minutes after the rubbing began): ugh!!! skeett!! im having a m-fin intense eggasm!
mary: oh yeah baby rub them eggs on mah cl-t.
mary (3 monutes after the rubbing began): oh em gee mah c-nts gushin! i love eggasms!
when you are trashed and you have an insatiable craving for scrambled eggs, it is the sensation you get from the first bite of scrambled eggs.
francesca: oh my g-d, these eggs are sooooo good!
travis: wow, francesca just had the biggest eggasm ever!
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