Eggass


the act of an individual being stupid or it can be used as a adjective to describe a persons persona.
guy 1: dude, kim kardashian would be the best wife to have.
guy 2: you’re an egg-ss, man.
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guy 1: yo bro, she pretty cute but there’s something off about her.
guy 3: yeah, i think she has down’s syndrome.
guy 2: oh, you mean she’s egg-ss.
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guy 1: hey, guy 2, don’t you think the xbox one looks fantastic
guy 2: you must be an egg-ss.
guy 3: yeah man that was pretty egg-ss of you.
an -sshole that has been repeatedly used for -ss egg (a plastic or metal egg shaped s-x toy) insertion.
gavin’s egg -ss caused him discomfort when he sat down.

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