Eggbag
the perfectly egg shaped head of a human. especially when shaven.
a person who is named john.
“hey eggbag, nice head.”
an eggbag is the silhouette of one of your t-st-c-ls with the bag stretched taut so that it gives the t-st-cl- that egg like appearance… must have a brazillian wax or something close.
kent’s eggbag looked so enticing to her, with just one ray of moonlight hitting it at just the right angle.
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