an overwhelming need to bring carry on luggage on a flight as opposed to checking your bags.
do you have checked luggage or did you eggerman your bags?
- waiting for a train
to go for a sh-t where’s urko gone?….. she’s waiting for a train
fear of being deported to origin country i have deportphobia it’s trump fualt.
- on the off
on the off is short for on the off occasion, but only used when you don’t know how to spell “occasion” or are just a lazy f-cker. i am too “hey! do you listen to kendrick?” “on the off”
- condum water balloon
a regular water balloon except filled with someone’s s-m-n. often thrown at the nearest person you don’t like. i threw a condum water balloon at that b-tch over there and accidentally got her pregnant.
- dr p**per
pouring dr pepper in the -n-s of one’s partner and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw. the 11 year old boy had his first dr. p–per today and he loved the creamy taste of his recycled dr pepper more than anything he’d ever tasted before.