Eggjaculation
the act of “spraying” eggs out of your p-n-s.
eggjaculation hurts like a mother f-cker.
when enjoying a breakfast sandwich the egg pops and oozes all over your hand, you have been eggjaculated on.
ahh man, i’ve just been eggjaculated on.
sorry i’m late boss, i had an eggjaculation this morning.
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