Eggnog Pie


when one gets intoxicated on bourbon, stops by mcdonalds on the way home for a large vanilla shake and whist performing c-nn-l-ng-s, vomits upon the v-g-n-. but as not to waste the bourbon nor the shake, he or she muscles through and keeps eating.
“hey chad, how did your date go last night?” ….”ugh. it was good, but ended up eatin’ the ol’ eggnog pie if you know what i mean.”

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