eggplant dick


eggplant d-ck, commonly used by doctors refers to the look of a fractured p-n-s shaft that resembles the look of an eggplant due to bruising and severe swelling. the scientific term is a penile fracture.
doctor: ‘yeah he has given himself an eggplant d-ck, he should not have done doggy style’.

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