eggplant squatter


one who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of -n-s. worded differently, a loser.
i can’t stand him. he is such an eggplant squatter.

some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

filthy man. you were squatting again, weren’t you?

one glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

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