eggroll
to be a creepy old man that measures young girls thighs and “lifts” with young girls.
look at egg rolls over there lifting with stick
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referring to an asian p-n-s.
tiffany was expecting the basic lo mein snack, but when she removed joe tae won’s pants, she marveled at the size of the eggroll dinner.
a uncirc-msized p-n-s
roland has a large egg roll.
a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.
brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two sh-tty egg rolls and shake everywhere.
waking up to find your p-n-s (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one’s underwear. when sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl’s sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarr-ssment to one’s self and laughter to the other party/parties.
1. “i went out with this guy the other day. he got totally drunk, made an -ss out of himself then couldn’t drive. i felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. when i got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. as if!!”
2. “at scout camp, kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. we laughed so hard. he felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
n: slang term for asian p-n-s.
“angelina used to love brad’s summer sausage, but decided she preferred chan’s egg roll because it was little, yellow, different. better.”
the part of the male body that resides between the legs.
also, a nice chinese food that has a mixture of meat and vegetables wrapped in a dumpling wrapper.
my eggroll brings girls to tha yard, and they’re like
it’s better than yours
d-mn right
it’s better than yours
a form of catcalling that discreetly disguises the words “hey gurl” into the word “eggroll!!!” most of the time girls don’t get it and almost every time they smile, so it’s a good way to get the self esteem up.
eric totally saw this mondo babe walk by from our porch and he goes, “eggroll!!!!”. the girl didn’t really understand, but she smiled.
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