Eggs of Numbing Inevitability


an alternative name for kinder surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the english desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the eggs of numbing inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.
“bill bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability”

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