eggsargate
egg sar gate.
to push an egg in a desired bodily orifice and then proceed to f-ck it until it cracks. i don’t know why, but this is eggsargating.
“dude, i tried eggsargating last night and it made the hugest mess ever! i think i gave her salmonella!”
“what the h-ll is eggsargate?”
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