Eggslot
when a female human is transformed into a mermaid, her lower half is replaced with a fin, leaving no place for a v-g-n-. this process results in only an eggslot in which mermaid eggs are birthed out of.
“wait a second, do mermaids have v-g-n-s?”
“nah man they just have eggslots!”
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