eggy banjo
an eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it’s yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. this immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. the resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player… hence the phrase “eggy banjo”
oh dear, joe appears to having an eggy banjo!
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