Egizi
if an anaconda swallowed a thomas jefferson impersonator while singing total eclipse of the heart and doing reverse cow-girl on a bedspread made of thomas hardy novels and making kick–ss gnocchi.
dmitri: is that an egizi in the subway?
t-sso: holy sh-t
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